You know your from Arizona when...
*You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water
*The best parking is determined by shade...not distance
*You can actually burn your hand opening the car door
*Sunscreen is sold year round and kept right at the checkout counter
*You hear people say "but it's a dry heat!"
*You think a red light is merely a suggestion
*When a rainy day puts you in a good mood
*The temperature drops below 90 and you feel a bit chilly
-For more witty jokes about Arizona or various other states follow this link http://www.legendsofamerica.com/AZ-ArizonaWhen.html
Now I have a few of my own.... You know your from Scottsdale when...
*You can at a stop light and be surrounded by a Hummer, Mercedes, BMW, and Lamborghini all at the same time
*Every night is a contest to see what girl can wear the shortest dress or skirt
*Everyone knows someone and can get VIP at any given moment
*The people look like models straight out of a catalog
*Tan skin is an understatement
*The hair color brown is going extinct
*You find go-go dancers in the local bars
*There is a cougar casting call for a new reality TV series
Places to go for Hump Day Wednesday...
*Drinx; hold's a guitar hero tournament at 11 p.m. that is open-to-all and $3 vodka drinks
*Pussycat Lounge hosts DJ Tranzit's party Switch; doors open at 8 p.m. and first 100 people get a free shot of Midori
*Six Lounge hosts "La Femme Wednesdays" starting at 10 p.m. with half off bottles of champagne and $4 Smirnoff drinks
*Cherry Lounge hosts "a Red Carpet Affair" which serves free drinks from 9-11 p..m.
*Wednesdays at Myst nightclub hosting Midweek Chic; starts at 10 p.m. I would say the biggest party place on Wednesday nights if your looking to get a little crazy!
*e4 hosts Rumba International on Wednesday nights; four rooms and dances from latin and reggae to salsa. Show up at 9 p.m. for free salsa lessons. This event attracts an ethnically diverse crowd
Are you interested in getting a softball team together or in playing another sport from volleyball to flag football... then check out the website below. Sign ups are being held now and throughout December for the spring so take a look...
http://www.scottsdaleaz.gov/sports.asp
Safety Information...Scottsdale is voted the 69th safest community out of 385 cities and Gilbert was voted the 23rd safest community which is a plus, but Phoenix on the other hand was voted the 100 most dangerous cities... don't be scared just be aware of these statistics.
